Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c?
Sardar:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c?
Wife:khamosh rehndi hai.
Sardar:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan?.
Wife:”Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de”.
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Sardar: Haan.
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
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