appu’s father gave him a gun

Pappu and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Pappu: I can’t. I ran out of film.

Pappu looked in the mirror & said: Seems I’ve seen him sumwhere.
Then he says: Oh yes! He’s the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

Sardar: you looked troubled, what’s your prob?
Pappu: I’m going to b a father
Sardar: But, that’s wonderful
Pappu: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet

Sardar: Y do you take your wife only to night clubs?
Pappu: By the time she gets ready no other place is open

Q: How do you recognize Pappu’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.