Boss: I’m giving you driver’s job

Sardar was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Sardar: I’m learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Sardar: Correspondence Course!

Pappu: How’s your Sex Life?
Bangta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Pappu: What about the weekends?
Sardar: Weekends? Oh! that time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife.

Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
Pappu gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If You are Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here