How you control your anger?

Pappu: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Sardar: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Pappu: Control urself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If You are Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

An Englishman and Sardar inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Sardar: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.