I wrote your name on my heart

Pappu was writing the passive voice of ‘I made a mistake.’
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

Sardar: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Pappu: It beats, beats, beats….

Pappu: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Sardar: Me too, after you leave.

Pappu standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Jeeto: I don’t think that is going to help.
Pappu: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Pappu standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Sardar: Pappu u’ll die.
Pappu: U’ll die bcoz haven’t you heard train is coming on platform?