Jeeto: If I die what’ll

Jeeto: If I die what’ll you do?
Pappu: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Pappu and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Pappu: I can’t. I ran out of film.

Pappu was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Pappu: I think I’ll take the money.

Jeeto to Pappu: Stop looking at girls, you r married now.
Pappu: you mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also?

Pappu standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Jeeto: I don’t think that is going to help.
Pappu: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?