Jeeto: you know, husband
Jeeto: you know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven!
Pappu: Yes, I do.That’s why it’s called heaven!
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Pappu: I can’t. I ran out of film.
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Pappu: Oh, yeah? What’s it? Sardar: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, ‘I’m leaving u!’ & the wife said: Good! Bye!
Jeeto: If I die what’ll you do?
Pappu: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Jeeto: If I die what’ll you do?
Pappu: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.