Pappu declares: I’ll never marry

Doctor asks Pappu to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Pappu: I’m in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

Pappu: How’s your Sex Life?
Bangta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Pappu: What about the weekends?
Sardar: Weekends? Oh! that time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife.

Lady Secretary: Sir, it’s your wife’s call. She wants to kiss you on the phone.
Pappu: Take msg and give me later.

Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
Pappu gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If You are Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”