Pappu: I kiss my wife everyday

Sardar: I’ve discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Pappu: Oh, yeah? What’s it? Sardar: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, ‘I’m leaving u!’ & the wife said: Good! Bye!

Sardar: you looked troubled, what’s your prob?
Pappu: I’m going to b a father
Sardar: But, that’s wonderful
Pappu: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet

Pappu: How’s your Sex Life?
Bangta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Pappu: What about the weekends?
Sardar: Weekends? Oh! that time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife.

Sardar was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted: you r trying to see my wife, sit back, I’ll drive!

Sardar: Y do you take your wife only to night clubs?
Pappu: By the time she gets ready no other place is open