Pappu (reading from book of facts)
Pappu (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Sardar: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
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What a rip-off! Pappu picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes home, opens it… and it turns out to be a book on chess!
While walking in the highlands
While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here
Pappu: How’s your Sex Life?
Bangta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Pappu: What about the weekends?
Sardar: Weekends? Oh! that time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife.
Sardar: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Pappu: But I’ve never been able to see the numbers
Pappu & Sardar are walking down the road when Sardar says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Pappu covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
