Pappu & Sardar are walking

While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here

Sardar was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Sardar: I’m learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Sardar: Correspondence Course!

Sardar: you looked troubled, what’s your prob?
Pappu: I’m going to b a father
Sardar: But, that’s wonderful
Pappu: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet

Sardar asked Pappu: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Pappu: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Pappu: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Sardar: Oh! That’s terrible.
Pappu: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.”