Pappu standing on platform

Pappu standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Jeeto: I don’t think that is going to help.
Pappu: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here

Pappu & Sardar are walking down the road when Sardar says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Pappu covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Sardar: you looked troubled, what’s your prob?
Pappu: I’m going to b a father
Sardar: But, that’s wonderful
Pappu: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet

A lady calls Pappu for repairing door bell.
Pappu doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Pappu replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out