Pappu walks into a library

Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
Pappu gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?

Pappu standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Sardar: Pappu u’ll die.
Pappu: U’ll die bcoz haven’t you heard train is coming on platform?

While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here

Angry Pappu to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No…
Pappu: Don’t look down. Look at me.

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Pappu: Very long…..!