Pappu was drawing money

Pappu: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Sardar: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here

Pappu & Sardar are walking down the road when Sardar says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Pappu covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Sardar: you looked troubled, what’s your prob?
Pappu: I’m going to b a father
Sardar: But, that’s wonderful
Pappu: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet

Pappu: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Sardar: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Pappu: I didn’t say he got out.