Q: How do you recognize

Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
Pappu gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?

Teacher: you call your mother as MUM… what’ll you call your mother’s younger sister & elder sister?
Pappu’s son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!

Pappu’s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if your wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Pappu fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.

Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!