Q: Why did Pappu take his

Pappu and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Pappu: I can’t. I ran out of film.

Pappu sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: ‘Delivered’

Jeeto: If I die what’ll you do?
Pappu: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Jeeto: If I die what’ll you do?
Pappu: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Jeeto: you know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven!
Pappu: Yes, I do.That’s why it’s called heaven!