Q: Why did Pappu throw

Why did Pappu sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

Once Professor Pappu asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Sardar: Y did you buy your wife a huge diamond ring for her B’day? I thought she wanted a car.
Pappu: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Pappu: Dad what’s Sex?
Pappu gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?

While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here