Sardar asked Pappu

An Englishman and Sardar inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Sardar: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

An Englishman and Pappu inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Pappu: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here

Pappu & Sardar are walking down the road when Sardar says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Pappu covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Sardar: you looked troubled, what’s your prob?
Pappu: I’m going to b a father
Sardar: But, that’s wonderful
Pappu: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet