Sardar was driving down
Sardar was driving down the highway past a sign that said, “Clean Toilets 8 Kms.”
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
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Sardar was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Sardar: I’m learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Sardar: Correspondence Course!
Sardar: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Pappu: But I’ve never been able to see the numbers
Sardar: Y do you take your wife only to night clubs?
Pappu: By the time she gets ready no other place is open
Pappu (reading from book of facts)
Pappu (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Sardar: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
Sardar was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted: you r trying to see my wife, sit back, I’ll drive!
