Sardar was driving his car

Sardar was driving down the highway past a sign that said, “Clean Toilets 8 Kms.”
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.

Pappu & Sardar are walking down the road when Sardar says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Pappu covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Sardar was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted: you r trying to see my wife, sit back, I’ll drive!

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If You are Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”