Sardar: Why is the Police

While walking in the highlands Pappu fell down a deep hole.
Sardar: R you ok?
Pappu: Yeah!
Sardar: Did you break anything?
Pappu: No, there’s nothing down here

Pappu & Sardar are walking down the road when Sardar says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Pappu covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Sardar: you looked troubled, what’s your prob?
Pappu: I’m going to b a father
Sardar: But, that’s wonderful
Pappu: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet

Sardar asked Pappu: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Pappu: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Pappu: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Sardar: Don’t know.
Pappu: Well… He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!