Sardar: Y did you buy your
Sardar: Y did you buy your wife a huge diamond ring for her B’day? I thought she wanted a car.
Pappu: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
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Sardar: I’ve discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Pappu: Oh, yeah? What’s it? Sardar: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, ‘I’m leaving u!’ & the wife said: Good! Bye!
Sardar: you looked troubled, what’s your prob?
Pappu: I’m going to b a father
Sardar: But, that’s wonderful
Pappu: What’s wonderful! My wife doesn’t know about it yet
Sardar: Y do you take your wife only to night clubs?
Pappu: By the time she gets ready no other place is open
Sardar was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted: you r trying to see my wife, sit back, I’ll drive!
Pappu: How’s your Sex Life?
Bangta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Pappu: What about the weekends?
Sardar: Weekends? Oh! that time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife.