Teacher: I want you to tell

Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.

Q: How do you recognize Pappu’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”
Little Johnny quickly replied, “Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!”

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Teacher: what do you call a person who cannot hear anything?
Pappu: you can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.