Teacher: What should be in
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive
Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.
Pappu (reading from book of facts)
Pappu (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Sardar: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Jeeto yelled at Pappu: U’re gonna b really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you!
Pappu: Make up your mind! Which one is it gonna be?