Tom : How should I convey the

An ATM’s jammed & failed when operated by Pappu. Why? B’coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter your Pin

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If You are Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Pappu’s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if your wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Pappu fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.

Sardar was driving down the highway past a sign that said, “Clean Toilets 8 Kms.”
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.