Why did Pappu sleep

Pappu standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Jeeto: I don’t think that is going to help.
Pappu: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Q: Why did Pappu throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Pappu: Very long…..!

Once Professor Pappu asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Sardar: Y did you buy your wife a huge diamond ring for her B’day? I thought she wanted a car.
Pappu: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?