A newly wed couple
A newly wed couple went to CM for aashirwaad. CM said: Hum CM hain aur CM kabhi aashirwaad nahin dete, sirf udghatan karte hain.
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Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Boy: If I press your boobs & run, what’ll you think?
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Gal: Medical check up karwana hai
Doc: Kapde utaar k parde k peeche let jaao
Gal: Mera nahin, mom ka
Doc: Oh, aap jeebh dikhayen
