Boy: If I press your boobs
Boy: If I press your boobs & run, what’ll you think?
Girl: I’ll think… Ek bewakoof, jo puri car chala sakta tha, sirf horn daba ke bhag gaya
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Teacher: Hamein machcharon ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuchh dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!
Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
Lakh hila lo, lakh daba lo, lakh utha lo, lakh bitha lo, lakh ghuma lo, lakh mana lo, lekin SUSU ki aakhri boond hamesha CHADDI mein hi giregi
3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
