In chemistry class
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What are nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates are costlier then day.
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A boy & gal of LKG class asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Boy said to gal: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
Teacher: Hamein machcharon ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha “93.5 Red FM”
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho
