Pappu Bank se
Pappu Bank se 50,000 Rs lene gaya. 500 k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge?
Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.
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