Q: Why do pubic hair

Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.

For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they are not showing anything, that’s cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago

Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on your head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!

What do you usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!