Why do pubic hair

Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
A: Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moja hi moja.

For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they are not showing anything, that’s cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago

Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on your head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.

What do you usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!

How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE