Sex is like Math, Add the Bed

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good

Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life’s a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world & lets get high!

What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? … When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!