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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Mohabbat kro IBADAT k sath
Pyar kro NAZAQAT k sath
Dosti kro INSANIYAT k sath
SMS padh liya?
Chlo ab Rply kro SHARAFAT k sath

ye zindgi moh hai,maya hai,jeevan me sukh kisne paya hai,
ek hum hai,jo bhulte nahi hai apko,
aur ek aap hain jo kehte hain, phir KAMBAKHT ka msg aya hai.

Semi english shayri
D Janaza of mehbub,
nikla 4m d gali of mehbuba wid Lots of Zor-shor.
Mehbuba jhaking 4m d Door &
boling “Mar Gaya Hramkhor”

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..
Arz Kiya Hai….
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK “Sound”
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho “Your File Not Found”
Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki “I Don’t Like Your Face”
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin “Enough Disk Space”
Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab [...]

Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher
But What about Failed student?
A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER…!

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?
Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”
Tchr: Kaun kon si?
Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.”

15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.
21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.
31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu [...]

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye