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Petrol ke rate badhne par Pappu bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

Nurse: Congrats Pappu ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Pappu: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

What’s Ford?
Pappu: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Pappu: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

Q: A Man asked Pappu, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Pappu bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”

At a football match ground. Pappu: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Pappu: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

Sardar: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Pappu: Koi hint?

Pappu suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh…. nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.

Pappu & Sardar got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Sardar without message. Angry Sardar calls Pappu!
Pappu: Oye, this was a missed call.

Q: Why Pappu is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’