A Pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and asks his wife to cook the fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”
Ek larki dosri se…!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Hur woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main.
Aik nazar se bhi pyar hota
Aik Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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Aik Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.
Child to Dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard ke baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi
Child: ager main nikal ke dikhaoun to?
Dr: nikaloo
Child: he he he he he he
Petrol ke rate badhne par Pappu bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
Nurse: Congrats Pappu ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Pappu: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
What’s Ford?
Pappu: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Pappu: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Q: A Man asked Pappu, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Pappu bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
At a football match ground. Pappu: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Pappu: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
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