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Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES…
PROMISE: we break them..
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MEMORIES: they break us.

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If You are Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

If a married woman is called
“polo… The mint with a hole”
Then what’s an unmarried
woman called…?
“CENTER FRESH”

2 make it straight, she pulls it
2 make it stand, she holds it
2 make it smooth, she licks it
2 make it enter, she pushes it in
it is not easy 2 thread a needle.

wen things go rong,
wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes,
wen sadness fills ur heart,
plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

r mosquitoes religious?
YES
They first sing over u
& then prey on you

A group of elephants were
sitting on the street. A sexy
female elephant passes by…
What does the loafer elephant say?
Wow… 3600-2400-3600