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Pappu (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Sardar: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

Q: Why did Pappu take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Pappu walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Pappu whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

Pappu was drawing money from ATM. Sardar, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen your password. It’s ****. Sant: you r wrong. It’s 1394.

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Pappu: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Sardar: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Pappu: I didn’t say he got out.

Sardar: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Pappu: It beats, beats, beats….

Once Professor Pappu asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Sardar is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! you r just trying 2 make me jealous.